OLD WOMAN (INTRODUCTION TO THE POETIC SERIES)

Preamble

Don’t ask me why my topic title is too long🙄

Today’s topic is for humor

All events happened.

N.B Pidgin English and Arabic were used

What’s with groundnuts?

That is how my head have full with reading, I decided to come and be going to my house (which house?). I decided to go to the place I stay (I will not tell you😝)

It had been a week ago I bought groundnuts from that woman, since my GIT was giving me disturbance. I bought two small nylon pack of the groundnut.

Bus came, I entered.

I had already opened one nylon pack and began munching on the ever tasty roasted groundnuts.

If my daddy saw me doing that ehn….

The peels were falling on my white coat. I did not care

Just imagine

I used feel uncomfortable when another person ate groundnuts in the bus because of it’s extremely strong scent but here I was doing the same without caring

Whatever

She sat beside me, she was eating something like that. I was eating groundnut. We were both eating.

She threw the seed of the fruit she was eating outside of the window. I kept the empty nylon pack inside my bag. We were eating something but I was cleaner

Environmentalist 😏

Buses and thoughts

What do you do when you find yourself in a public transport?

Me?

I like to think, calculate, ruminate and make food plans

Food plans occur anytime. Even in the classroom🙈

I reached for the big pocket in my back and brought out the second nylon pack of groundnut

Why is my longer throat too much?

I was thinking of Quiet Memoirs Volume 3. I was thinking of when to release it.

I was thinking of how to get meaningful reviews. I was thinking of asking my friend. I was thinking of the people I had akdgysshbshjjab…(I will not tell you😝)

I was having very funny conversations in my head. I was thinking of writing the funny conversations later because I was too busy eating groundnuts that I did not want to stop and write.

I was thinking what the people in the bus thought of seeing a ‘woman’ in her white coat eating roasted groundnut and allowing the peels to fall on her.

Sometimes eh…

Abegi, I wiped off the peels and continued munching

Sight and smell

He could not see. He was not like me who had to wear glasses to see well. He could not see at all.

He sat beside me. His perfume filling my nose.

Nice smell

I wondered if the strong smell of my groundnuts were chuking his nose the way his perfume was chuking mine.

Boya

I came down. I had finished my groundnuts, and no I did not throw the nylon by the roadside.

Environmentalist😎

Okra soup

Before I came down from the bus, I was thinking about food.

Correct okra soup

My plan to cook it the day before had failed because I did not get an important ingredient.

To avoid another oversight I decided to try two locations

“Fi bamea?”

“Tahit”

“Kalas?”

“Ai. Mafir”

I simply asked him for okra and he said he did not have.

The second location was a success

“Fi bamea?”

“Fi”

“Kam kilo?”

“Mia wa ishirin”

“Rubor wa tamates rubor. Basil wa shaddar ishirin. Kulu kam?”

“Sitin”

I gave his momey and he gave me my change.

In the above conversation I simply asked him for okra, tomatoes onions, pepper and the total price.

I went to the nearby shop and got the remainhg stuffs fot cooking

Then I went to chat with friend✌

ANd now?

I am tyiping this of course..

The next series will be a collection of events that happened.

How was your day?

Later. After hours had passed

I present to you, Okra Soup✌😁

Its company😋

N.B Chuking in the narration means penetrating✌

#fromamedicalstudentfaraway